My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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