am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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