That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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