she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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