then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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