maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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