...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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