All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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