You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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