just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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