We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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