You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
