I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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