we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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