jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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