pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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