he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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