I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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