you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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