he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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