dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So many bounce houses so little time
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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