you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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