I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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