omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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