90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
