So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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