do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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