Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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