Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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