so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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