How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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