Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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