trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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