I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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