well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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