Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
organizing the empties. That sober.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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