Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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