It was confusing and full of hummus
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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