The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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