All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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