Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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