Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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