Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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