Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I smell like Dick and happiness
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