You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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