rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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