Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Sober January is a disaster.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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