so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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