He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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