The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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