worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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